[Over the journal system comes a very familiar voice- two, in fact, sounding exactly the same.]

Attention SOS Brigade! This is your leader, the one and only Haruhi Suzumiya!

No, this is your leader, Haruhi Suzumiya!

Well we can't both lead the SOS Brigade! Especially when I'm the real Haruhi!

Stop pretending to be me, you imposter! You'll ( Read more... )